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This is the conversation page for Gudrun. To read one of the events, simply press [Show] along the right side of the title you wish to read. Spoilers are NOT marked.

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Gudrun & The Family[ | ]

The Old Hag


Kari Dialogue Tag

What do you think of the old hag?


Blod Dialogue Tag

Gudrun? Shhh, she's right here...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Kari Dialogue Tag

She's sleeping, no?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Blod Dialogue Tag

Yes... Sheesh... I must admit that she's getting on my nerves...


Moira Dialogue Tag

I like her.


Kari Dialogue Tag

Pfff... That old, useless, mean, trollface? Seriously?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH!


Kari Dialogue Tag

...! By the GODS you scare me every damned time!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

WHEN THE MOON IS HIGH YOUR END IS NIGH THE BETRAYER'S BLADE BLOOD AND TEARS ARE SHED ...


Kari Dialogue Tag

...


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Eirik Dialogue Tag

What did she say?


Blod Dialogue Tag

Betrayer? Blood?


Moira Dialogue Tag

Murder? A traitor?


Kari Dialogue Tag

Hey granny, say that again?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Kari Dialogue Tag

Old fart?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

... *snort* Zzzz... Zzzz...


Kari Dialogue Tag

Urgh... There she is... AGAIN.


  • She's just crazy


Eirik Dialogue Tag

The poor women just lost her mind... It happens to old people who did too much healing plants.

Eirik -20 to opinion of Gudrun
Moira Dialogue Tag

...

Blod Dialogue Tag

Yeah, you must be right. We have plenty of REAL threats to worry about.



  • A vision?


Blod Dialogue Tag
A vision from the gods! May Freyja help us.



Moira Dialogue Tag
A traitor...? Here? Hmm... I wonder...


Eirik Dialogue Tag
...


Blod Dialogue Tag
From now own, let's keep an eye on our allies... We don't know them, after all.


  • Kari gains the negative trait Wary for 3 days.

Gudrun & Blodeuwedd[ | ]

Where Do You Come From?

Blod Dialogue Tag

So, where do you come from?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You come from little Jarl Haraldson's village, hmm?


Blod Dialogue Tag

... *I* was asking the question, but... Yes. And you?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hmmhmm...


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Little Magnus was a good boy, hmmhmm...


Blod Dialogue Tag

You knew him?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! Of course I knew him, foolish girl! You weren't even a - stupid - idea in the mind of your parents that I foretold his future!


Blodeuwedd -10 to opinion of Gudrun


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

And he always brought me soup teeheehee...


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


  • What did you see?


Blod Dialogue Tag
Did the gods speak to you?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Yes,yes... Very kind boy. Brought me soup everytime.


Blod Dialogue Tag
... Were you the court Völva?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Yes! Everyday! A good hot soup for old Gudrun teeheehee...


Blod Dialogue Tag
... Okay I get it, you want some soup... I'll bring some to you...


Gudrun - Hunger Hunger


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Is it dinner already? No wonder you're so fat if you eat between meals, girl!


Blodeuwedd + Depression Depression


  • So you come from our village?


Blod Dialogue Tag
So you come from our Village? What a coincidence...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Yes,yes... Very kind boy. Brought me soup everytime.


Blod Dialogue Tag
... Were you the court Völva?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Yes! Everyday! A good hot soup for old Gudrun teeheehee...


Blod Dialogue Tag
... Okay I get it, you want some soup... I'll bring some to you...


Gudrun - Hunger Hunger


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Is it dinner already? No wonder you're so fat if you eat between meals, girl!


Blodeuwedd + Depression Depression

Healing Salves

Blod Dialogue Tag

You could make some healing salves for us?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

What?


Blod Dialogue Tag

HEALING SALVES!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I heard! No need to scream like a fishwife! WHAT you need healing for, dumb girl? And before you ask, I don't have a potion to cure your idiocy.


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


  • I feel depressed


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Then replace your husband. Kekekekekekekeke...


Blod Dialogue Tag
Very funny.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Here, take this balm.



Blod Dialogue Tag
... Are you SURE it will work?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Don't know. That's all that I have. Try it, and you'll tell me if you feel better.


Blod Dialogue Tag
... Grumble...



  • My wounds hurt


???


  • I'm feeling sick


???


  • I'm feeling tired


Carrying around that fat ass of yours? No woder.
Kekekekekekeke...
Very funny.
Here take this balm.
+ Angelica Ointment
... Are you sure it will work?
Don't know. That's all I have. Try it, and you'll tell me if you feel better.
...Grumble...
Blodeuwedd: -10 to opinion of Gudrun

Guidance


Blod Dialogue Tag

Gudrun... I-... I need your guidance on something.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Ditch your husband.


Blod Dialogue Tag

What?! No... What? No... That's not what... How would you know it was about Eirik?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

When women come asking for guidance, half of the time it's because they want to leave their husband. And for the other half... It's not bad advice nonetheless. Teeheeheee.


Blod Dialogue Tag

Can you... Can you ask the runes for me? Please.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hrmpff... You already have the answer...


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

... But I guess it can't hurt to ask the runes... Bring me some food.


Blod Dialogue Tag

Here! Do you need something else for the ritual?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No. I was just hungry. So... What do you want to ask the gods? Choose well.


  • What should I do?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
AH! THAT is a good question!



Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Not like the other ones you had in mind... Stupid girl. The gods say...


Blod Dialogue Tag
You don't throw the runes?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
PWAH! That's just a cheap trick. The real thing is right here, in my head. So... THE GODS SAY... Tchh I lost it! Sorry girl, you made me lose the connection.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Can't you try again?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
IT'S GONE! So now get lost, you're making me mad.


  • Gudrun gains the trait Special Trait Icon Angry for 3 days.


  • What should I do with Björn?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
The gods say... Kill him.


Blod Dialogue Tag
How?
Gudrun Dialogue Tag
USE THE SNAKE.
Blod Dialogue Tag
The snake?
Gudrun Dialogue Tag
THE SNAKE HE BITES. BUT ITS VENOM HE STRIKES.
THE SNAKE'S LAIR IS THE KEY. SHOW MERCY TO YOUR ENEMY.



  • What should I do with Kari?


Gudrun throws some runic stones and stares at them for a while.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
The gods say... Ditch your husband.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Really??


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Stupid girl! Do you think the gods worry about your insignificant problems?! THEY don't care. I don't care. So now get lost and deal with it.




  • What should I do with Eirik?


Gudrun throws some runic stones and stares at them for a while.
Gudrun Dialogue Tag
The gods say... Ditch your husband.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Really??


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Stupid girl! Do you think the gods worry about your insignificant problems?! THEY don't care. I don't care. So now get lost and deal with it.


Gudrun & Eirik[ | ]

Not Fond Of The Gods.


This event does not appear to have a trigger and occurs randomly


Eirik Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Eirik Dialogue Tag

I'm not very fond of the gods right now, you know?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

They don't seem to be very fond of you either, boy.


Eirik Dialogue Tag

True... You think... I upset one of them?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! You remind me of Baldr... Got a beautiful birthday present from his mummy, feeling almighty... And got shot in the ass by a blind geezer. Tch! Serves him well...


Eirik Dialogue Tag

... Okay... I don't quite understand the comparison with my life, but well... Not that I care.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Pwah! Of course you don't! Kekekekeke... Would you yet know more?


  • Yes


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Then, listen well boy.


Gudrun +10 to opinion of Eirik


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Now do I see the earth anew. Rise all green from the waves again; The cataracts fall, and the eagle flies, And fish he catches beneath the cliffs.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
... I still don't see the point.


Eirik + Wisdom


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Of course you don't.
  • No
Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Then, listen well boy.
Gudrun -10 to opinion of Eirik
Eirik Dialogue Tag
I said no...
Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Now do I see the earth anew. Rise all green from the waves again; The cataracts fall, and the eagle flies, And fish he catches beneath the cliffs.
Eirik Dialogue Tag
... I still don't see the point.
Eirik + Wisdom
Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Of course you don't.

The Crow's Curse

Eirik Dialogue Tag

... Gudrun, I was wondering... In case of emergency... Would you let us eat that dark nasty bird that follows you everywhere?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! Teeheeheeheeee... You don't fear... THE CROW'S CURSE?


Eirik Dialogue Tag

...


  • Hmm...


Eirik Dialogue Tag
D-... Did you really curse this crow?



Gudrun Dialogue Tag
AH! Who knows... Until you don't kill it, it may as well be cursed, and as well not.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
... Errr...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
I'll explain it to you with simple words... Don't. Eat. The. Crow!



  • No


Eirik Dialogue Tag
Keep your fairystales for children... I don't believe in them.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Eeeheeheeheeheeee...
Fairystales yes, yes...
They hide the truth, but the truth they hide is true.
Eirik Dialogue Tag

... Errr...

Gudrun Dialogue Tag
I'll explain it to you with simple words...
Don't. Eat. The. Crow!

Gudrun & Kari[ | ]

How Have You Survived?

Kari Dialogue Tag

I just keep wondering, how the Hel did you survive on your own in this forest, granny?

Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Kari Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Kari Dialogue Tag

Hey! You hear me??


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Kari Dialogue Tag

By the gods grandma Troll is deaf as a stone!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH!


Kari Dialogue Tag

AAAh! You scared me, granny!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I wonder how YOU managed to survive this long. Little piece of meat on legs, always making ugly noises with her mouth.


Kari Dialogue Tag

Hey! YOU're ugly!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

By Odin... And no brain... Poor little thing... The gods didn't favor you very much, hmm?


Kari Dialogue Tag

Heeeeyyy!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Whaddaya do? You try to lure some bird? HEY! HEY! HEY! Kekekekekeke! Look! One's coming right behind you! Duck! Duck!


Kari Dialogue Tag

Wh-...?! B- but! Where?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Eeeheheeheheeee... At least you're funny. You'll make an above average buffoon for our village.



Kari Dialogue Tag

... *sniff*...


Almost Dead


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hey! You!


Kari Dialogue Tag

...?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

What's your name again? Kira? Kora? Yes. Stupid name.


Kari Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Fetch me some water.


Kari Dialogue Tag

I'm not your personal slave, old troll.



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Thanks the gods! You are useless and rude. And you're almost dead, too.


Kari Dialogue Tag

Fu-... Wait what?!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Looked yourself in a mirror lately? You're pale as my husband. And he died long ago.


Kari Dialogue Tag

Stop messing with me! I-... I'm fine!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You sure?


Kari Dialogue Tag

I just have a small pain in my stomach now and then, but it's nothing...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! I knew it...


Kari Dialogue Tag

What? Am I cursed? Will I *sob* really die like a dog?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Not if I make you the cure.


  • She's messing with me
Kari Dialogue Tag

You're making fun of me, again!. I'm FINE!

Kari gets Angry


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Do as you want, for what I care.

I already have much to worry about people in good health here, don't have time to take care of a walking corpse.


Kari Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Now shoo! Shoo!

???


  • Make it!


Kari Dialogue Tag
Then make it! PLEASE!



Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Of course, of course... I'll just need some leaves from this tree, there, one of your hair... And some water.


Kari Dialogue Tag
I'll bring everything to you right away!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Teeheeheeeheeheee...


Gudrun & Moira[ | ]

Glad To Have You On Board


Moira Dialogue Tag

Glad to have you on board... People should start stopping calling ME a witch.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You don't hear the voices?


Moira Dialogue Tag

Voices? ... Apart from the voice of an old lady, no.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Pwah! You hear them. They told me. You just don't know yet.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... I *feel* things, sometimes... Like a chill... Or a headache...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No no no! Dumb girl. It's just a cold. *sigh* You have much to learn...


Moira Dialogue Tag

...!


  • I don't want to learn


???


  • Teach me master!


Moira Dialogue Tag
... And I assume that you could teach me all these secrets?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
AH! I could indeed, yes... Hmmhmm... But are you ready to go all the way through? I may not seem like it, but I'm old. My time on Midgard is almost finished.


Moira Dialogue Tag
Oh, if I can put your mind at ease, you LOOK and ACT old. And I won't talk about the smell...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
AH! Teeheeheee...


The Dead Jarl


Moira Dialogue Tag

My sister told me that you MAY come from our hometown?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Moira Dialogue Tag

You knew the jarl?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

The dead one? Yeah.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Magnus' father? You're THAT old?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No. And no.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... You're talking about Magnus HARALDSON...? Tall. Long beard. Curly hair. Long axe.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Little Magnus, yes... You're quite slow for the smart one of the group, you know?


Moira Dialogue Tag

But... He's not dead...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! Dead as my hopes to make this good-looking Björn my husband!


Moira Dialogue Tag

Dead... He died while we were at sea, then.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No no no... Dumb girl! He died the day you left.


Moira Dialogue Tag

What?! How would you know?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I KNOW when he died. And I KNOW when you left. Same day.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... (VERY suspicious! Hmm...) And who is Jarl now? He didn't have any sons.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

His dumb brother. "Thor's Hammer" they call him. Pwah!


Moira Dialogue Tag

Hagbard.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Yeah. Him. *spit*


Moira Dialogue Tag

Hmmhmm...

Völva Secrets I


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Dumb girl! It's time.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Time for your daily poop, granny?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No no no... Hrmpff... Time for you to learn the secrets of the Völva.


Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

If I don't force a few things into your bird brain, this power will be lost forever.


Moira Dialogue Tag

What kind of power are we really talking about? Apart from the power to rebuke anyone, and to fall asleep at any time, I haven't seen much magic from you.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Teeheeheee... It's because you don't know how to look. Magic is strong on this island. You'd feel it too, if you were trained.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... I MAY feel something in the air... Whispers in the wind.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Yes... Yessss... Close your eyes and empty your brain of any thoughts.



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

It should be easy for you.


Moira Dialogue Tag

...!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Did you see it?


Moira Dialogue Tag

I-... I'm not sure... It was like when you try to remember a dream. I saw... Something... In the sky and beneath our feet at the same time. Something beyond reason, something not belonging to Midgard.



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

... The magic here is very different from what I'm used to. I never felt it so easily, but as the same time, in such a wild form.


Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

If what you saw raised your interest, we'll talk again. And you'd better listen!

Völva Secrets II


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Are you ready to be taught?



  • Nope


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

WRONG! I will teach you. Shut your big teethy mouth now.



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I'll teach you how to invoke a storm.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Easy. You just have to ask Thor. Nicely.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

WRONG! He is drunk most of the time. He doesn't listen. You have to catch a fish, the lingcod. Ask that simpleton Eirik to do it for you, if you're lazy. You carve the Vindgapi magic symbol on its head. Then, you use a crow's feather to put some blood from your right foot on the symbol. DON'T TOUCH MY CROW! Find your own. *spit* Then you impale the fish head on a stake and sink it where sea and earth join together. Turn the fish head in the direction where the wind should blow.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... That's it?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! Remember, the higher the fish head is, the stronger the storm will be.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Okay, okay... That's very... Specific.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! What were you thinking? That black magic was invoked by chance? Pwah!




  • Yes master


???


Völva Secrets III


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I've taught you theory, now let's practice. Bring me some water.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Here master. Are we going to make a potion?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No. I was thirsty. We'll make a ritual. Nábrók.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Nábrók? Death... Pants?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Necropants, yes. Will bring you wealth. Now come.


Gudrun leads Moira to a small cave not far from camp, under the moonlight.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Where are we? I never noticed this cave before.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Shh... You'll scare out little friend. Teeheee.


That's when Moira noticed a man, one of Björn's men, lying in a pool of blood.


Moira Dialogue Tag

WHAT THE...!!!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Tsk tsk, don't be a wuss... He's almost dead. I brought him here after one of your stupid fights. So, back to our ritual. You have to get his consent.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... For what?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Exhume his body and cut him up from belt to his feet.


Moira Dialogue Tag

WHAT?!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Do it. We don't have all night.


  • No way...


Moira Dialogue Tag

You're kidding me, right? No way I'm doing this...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Tsk tsk tsk... We just started, and you're already failing.



Gudrun swiftly unsheathes a knife and slices the man's throat.


Moira Dialogue Tag

HEY! YOU'RE CRAZY?!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! He was agonizing, dumb cow! You'd prefer I let him suffer for days?


Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

*Grumble* Wasting good ritual material like that *grumble* *grumble* should slice HER throat... *grumble*



  • It's part of the training...

With a few chosen words, the dying man accepts the deal.

Moira gets Voila apprentice III

Gudrun Dialogue Tag

GOOD! And now...

Gudrun Swiftly unsheathes a knife and slices the man's throat.


Moira Dialogue Tag

HEY! YOU'RE CRAZY?!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! He was agonizing, dumb cow! You'd prefer I let him suffer for days? Now we bury him.


Moira Dialogue Tag

And when you say "we", you mean "I", I presume?

Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You're learning fast, child. Master is proud of you.

Moira took a few long hours to bury the corpe... And they went back to the shelter in Silence.





Völva Secrets IV


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hmrpff... You, come here.


Moira Dialogue Tag

You could learn my name someday, you know? It doesn't hurt.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

How do they say "ugly cow" in welsh?


Moira Dialogue Tag

Forget it...



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You're progressing poorly. You're too slow.


Moira Dialogue Tag

You're a very bad teacher, you know?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! We'll need to take a little shortcut... I have made some preparations... You'll only need to...


Moira Dialogue Tag

What will I need to do this time... Cut the breasts from my sister and wear them with pride?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No, that's just ridiculous. You'll have to make... A human sacrifice.


Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


Moira Dialogue Tag

That's all?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

That's all.


Moira Dialogue Tag

And where will I find someone willing to give his life for me?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You can kill me. I've done my time here.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Seriously?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Kekekekekeke... Of course, dumb cow. You sacrifice me, you take a considerable amount of power. Transferring my power to a young body. Nothing wrong with that.


Moira Dialogue Tag

(By the gods... She's dead serious!)



  • I will do it


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! GOOD!



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I'll finish the preparations, next time we talk... We'll have to do it.


  • No way...


Moira Dialogue Tag

Gudrun... I can't kill you...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Tchh! I suspected you would chicken out...



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! Good idea! A chicken should suffice. Bring me a chicken.


Moira Dialogue Tag

But Gudrun... We only have sheep on this island.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

BRING ME A SHEEP, THEN! *Grumble* *grumble* If it's all you have... *grumble*



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

*Grumble* A WILD one... Or else the magic will be weak. I'll finish the preparations, next time we talk... We'll have to do it.


Völva Secrets V


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

It's time.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... Hmm, maybe tomorrow? I don't feel good tonight...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

WRONG! Tonight the moon is good. It's time I said. You're ready, dumb girl?


Moira Dialogue Tag

...



  • Sacrifice Gudrun


Moira Dialogue Tag

You're crazy, but let's do it.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Good, good... Take this dagger. And do it.


Moira Dialogue Tag

... You don't want me to do it during your sleep...?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hmrpff... It makes the magic weak. I took some mushrooms, dumb girl. I won't feel anything. Do it. NOW!

  • Do it


Moira Dialogue Tag

This is crazy...

Moira takes a deep breath, closes her eyes, and stabs Gudrun in her heart. The old witch passes away in silence, an ugly grin on her pale face.


Moira Dialogue Tag
  • sniff*...Crazy...

Moira will stay the whole night crying over the body of Gundrun.

Her mind is blank, her stomach is heavy. She just hopes that Gundrun was telling the truth...

  • Moira gains trait Human Sacrifice (-3 to -6 fatigue and sickness +4 to +8 Depression every night)
  • Grundrun Epitath.
  • I can't do it

???



  • Sacrifice a Wild Sheep


Moira Dialogue Tag

Here's the sheep.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You'll have to tie it up here, where i carved the symbol.


Moira Dialogue Tag
*Handle the beast (Beast Handling check)
  • Failure

???

  • Sucess

Moira manages to tie the beast up and place it on the ground. The poor sheep is screaming like Hel.


Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Take this dagger. And do it.

Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Right there. You see its heart ponding.

  • Do it

Moira stabs the poor beast right in its heart. Blood is spurting from the agonizing beast. Moira is frozen in terror, and soon covered in blood.

Moira gains depression

Moira Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

... Feel it?


Moira Dialogue Tag

... Yeah...

Moira gains Beast Sacrifice


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Good. In my young time, I would ride a muscular dumb warrior after a sacrifice... teeheehee



Moira Dialogue Tag

... Never thought i would say that, but you know what? I'll pass.


  • I can't do it

??


  • I can't do it

???




  • I can't do it


Moira Dialogue Tag

Sorry Gudrun... I can't do it.



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

*Grumble* *grumble*... *Grumble* *grumble*... *Grumble* *grumble*...


Moira Dialogue Tag

... A- Are you okay?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

*Grumble* *grumble*... *Grumble* *grumble*...


Moira Dialogue Tag

(I should leave her alone... Before she puts a curse on me...)



Gudrun & Angelico[ | ]

Your God


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

*intense glare*


Angelico Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

*intense glare*


Angelico Dialogue Tag

What?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hmrpf... How many oxen your so-called god can lift with one hand?


Angelico Dialogue Tag

How many... What!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

How many Einherjars you have?


Angelico Dialogue Tag

What's an... how do you say it?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Pwah! I'm sure your god couldn't have slained Ymir. Or even a weak one like Olvaldi.


Angelico Dialogue Tag

Hmm... I'm not sure what you are talking about, but... My Lord has power over everything there is!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Everything?! PWAH! Don't make me laugh! What is his domain?


Angelico Dialogue Tag

As it said in the Bible, He rules over all the kingdoms of the nations. In his hand are power and might, so that none is able to withstand him!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hmrpf... Does he make it rain?


Angelico Dialogue Tag

Of course! Everything that is happening on earth is His own will.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hmm... So why does he not help you, if he can do anything?


Angelico Dialogue Tag

The ways of the Lord are not the ways of man... Everything He does has a meaning that eludes our understanding.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! Maybe he's just playing with you! He may be from Loki's side of the family, then... Kekekeke...


Gudrun & Cissé[ | ]

Happy Gudrun


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Teeheehee...


Cisse Dialogue Tag

Hmm...? Yes, Gudrun?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Teeheeheeheehee...


Cisse Dialogue Tag

That's good to see you smile, but... Can you tell me what makes you so happy? Maybe it will make me smile too!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Ooooh... Gudrun could make you very happy, handsome black man... Teeheehee!



Cisse Dialogue Tag

...! Ah! Err... Hmm... That was unexpected! Ahaha! I don't think... err... how can I put it...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You know where to put it, right?


Cisse Dialogue Tag

Owowowowowow! Gudrun, please... Don't... Erm... say things like that!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You're right, let's stop the foreplay... let's get physical now! Kekekekekeke!


Cisse Dialogue Tag

DON'T COME NEAR ME! Look, listen... As we say in my land, you cannot build a house for last year's summer...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Oh don't worry, I don't want to move in your house, I just want your c-...


Cisse Dialogue Tag

OKAY! Weeeeeeell... Sorry Gudrun, we'll continue this discussion another time, okay? I hear Blodeuwedd shouting me name... She needs me. Okay? Bye!



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Kekekekekekekekekeke...


Learning Spells


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Psst... Wanna make a spell together? Just the two os us... Teeheehee!


Cisse Dialogue Tag

Erm... Sorry but I am not a wizard, Gudrun. I may sometimes hear the spirits, but that's all.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Pff! That's the same, silly. You don't have the knowledge, but you have the power.


Cisse Dialogue Tag

You think so? I don't know...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

You know nothing, Cissé. Let me guide your hand and dive with me into the black arts!


Cisse Dialogue Tag

...


  • No way


???


  • That may be useful... (Wisdom)
Failure
???


Success
Cisse Dialogue Tag
... These are troubled times... We have to make sacrifices if we want to survive. I accept your offer.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Sacrifices... yes, yes... you are on the good path. But there is more... much more! Would you like to know more?



Cisse Dialogue Tag
I'm already regretting this...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
SO! Who will we curse? Hmm... An easy target. That brat maybe, what's her name again...? Grumble...


Cisse Dialogue Tag
Kari?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
YES! That's it. You see, you are already making progress. Remembering stupid names is half the work.


Cisse Dialogue Tag
Could we skip the "curses" topic? I'd prefern learn about positive magic... that could help people.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Pwah! Getting rid of that annoying wild girl would make a lot of good to this camp, believe me. Kekekekeke...


Cisse Dialogue Tag
... Do you know some healing spells, for example?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
... You just have to pour some herbs in water and convince people it will work... there is no magic there, idiot.


Cisse Dialogue Tag
The power of words... words can be more powerful than axes!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
AH! Maybe... But you have to find the good ones, at the right time... hard stuff. You can't go wrong with swinging an axe on people's heads.


Cisse Dialogue Tag
That's hardly magic, though. You really don't want to teach me anything, do you?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Tchh... I'll teach you the runes... what you make of it is up to you.


Gudrun & Lady Tomoe[ | ]

It's Coming


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

It's coming.


Tomoe Dialogue Tag

Hmm...?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

THE GIANTESS OLD IN IRONWOOD SAT IN THE EAST, AND BORE THE BROOD OF FENRIR AMONG THESE ONE IN MONSTER'S GUISE WAS SOON TO STEAL THE SUN FROM THE SKY


Tomoe Dialogue Tag

... Is this a prediction about me?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Is it? And would you yet know more?


Tomoe Dialogue Tag

...


  • Yes


??


  • No


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Hmmm... THERE FEEDS HE FULL ON THE FLESH OF THE DEAD AND THE HOME OF THE GODS HE REDDENS WITH GORE DARK GROWS THE SUN, AND IN SUMMER SOON COME MIGHTY STORMS... WOULD YOU YET KNOW MORE?


Tomoe Dialogue Tag
... I said no in the first place...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

... Is dinner already served? Old Gudrun is hungry! Teeheehee!


Gudrun & Parvaneh[ | ]

Love Potion


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Hey granny, want to make yourself useful for once?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I can. You'd make a bloody good sacrifice to Heimdall. The naughty one.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Hmmm... I'll pass! No, I was wondering if you knew how to brew potions that drives men... mad.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Berserker? Stupid cow, everyone knows it's mushrooms, not potions that-...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

No, no... Not that kind of mad... Something that could drive a man mad... with love!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! Teeheeheeheehee...



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Hmmm... I'm sure that if I squeeze your tits I'll collect enough milk to brew such a potion!


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Teeheeheeheehee... You're funny. So, you have something for me?



Gudrun Dialogue Tag

...


  • Yes


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Take this.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag
By Mohamad's ankle! It smells like... Urgh, I don't even want to think about what it smells like!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Drink it. Now.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag
But...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
You want him, right? You want the strong viking warrior's sword inside you? Kekekekeke... So drink it!


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag
  • glups*... I-... I don't feel... so well...



Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Kekekekekeke...



Parvaneh Dialogue Tag
When will it *burp* be working?
Gudrun Dialogue Tag
You'll see... Teeheeheeheheehee... Now shoo! You smell like a troll's fresh turd.




  • No


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
No. But I can see your future.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

A prediction? How fun! Please, read my fortune!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
You'll end up sad and alone.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag
WHAAAT?! But you didn't even look at the lines in my hand! Or throw some runes or whatever?!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
No need for that... Just look at yourself, and you'll know I'm right.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag
...


Parvaneh + Depression Depression



Teach Me


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Still not dead, granny? Maybe you could teach me a trick or two before you pass away...? So that your incredible knowledge doesn't go to waste.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

... Hrmpf... No.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

What? Whyyyy?! Pffff... I can learn, you know! I'm not dumb!


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

I know that you are not dumb. For a foolish girl. No, no... I can't make you my apprentice. It's tempting, but... No. You already have the power to bewilder any man... and many women. You don't need magic... you would be too powerful.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

... I'll take that as a compliment. But that's not fair! Only ugly women can become witches then?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

No, no... There are many beautiful women who became witches. But... it never ended good... You may become an even greater threat than Björn! That would be annoying, I don't want that.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Grumble... Nothing you said makes sense to me, old fart.



Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

I hope that you'll die alone and sad.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

AH! You foresaw your own future? See, you already have magical powers! KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE!

Gudrun & Yaghoub[ | ]

Under The Weather.


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

I'm feeling a bit under the weather... wouldn't you happen to have some remedies for me?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Take off your shirt.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

... Err, okay, but... the pain is coming from my throat, actually...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Fool! If you want me to heal you, I need to have a good look at your muscular body.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Teeheehee!



Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

Do you see something?


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

... Here, drink this potion. Now.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

... O-okay... Are you sure? I'm starting to feel better already...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Drink.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
  • sigh* You're a tough haggler. *glups* ... I feel... weird... What was this...



Yaghoub's head started spinning and spinning, everything around him was a blurry mess, apart from the shape of Gudrun... She was... different... beautiful... he felt his heart bumping as she laid her hand on his bare chest...


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Teeheeheehee...



Her head was approaching his, in slow motion. One part of him felt like throwing up, but the other part felt it was only natural...


  • Wake up! (Wisdom)


Failure
???


Success
Yaghoub fought the spell he was woven into, and managed to break it!



His mind cleared just in time before Gudrun's lips touched his...


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
Are you crazy, woman?! What have you done to me??



Gudrun Dialogue Tag
Kekekeke... You're strong! I like men that give me a hard time... Teeheehee!


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
... I warn you, don't you ever. Go. Near. Me. Again!



  • Kiss her

Yaghoub closed his eyes. He felt something scratchy on his lips. And a terrible smell. And then... It was as if his soul was being sucked up by an incredible force!



He was weakening by the minute!



Just before his powers left him entirely, Gudrun stopped and he fainted on the ground.


Gudrun Dialogue Tag

Kekekekeke... Yummy...




Yaghoub woke up hours later with no memories of what happened... His body was empty of any energy, it took him days to recover.



But on a brighter note... He didn't felt sick anymore.


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