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This is the conversation page for Eustache. To read one of the events, simply press [Show] along the right side of the title you wish to read. Spoilers are NOT marked.

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Eustache & The Family[ | ]

Merci.


This dialogue occurs the night after Eustache is recruited into the camp.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

My friends! I wanted to say my most sincere merci for taking me with you. You saved my butt out there, I am nothing else but your humble servant for the rest of this poor man's life.


  • Eustache: +10 to opinion of every family member.


  • Let's Be Cautious.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
You don't have to thank us. As long as you do your share of work, you can stay.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Let's be honest, you'll have to earn our trust.


Kari Dialogue Tag
And don't try to steal our food, weirdo!


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... The famous sense of Norsemen hospitality... Even the little ones bite harder than sharks!



Moira Dialogue Tag
Kari is our wild little girl, she never has been with a man before, so she doesn't know how to behave.


Kari Dialogue Tag
Urrgh Moira! You filthy b-...


  • Kari: -10 to opinion of Moira.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Enough you two. Let's share our food and our water with our guest. There's plenty of work waiting for us tomorrow.


  • Be Nice to Him.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
We're glad to have found a friendly face.


Kari Dialogue Tag
Our asses have been kicked by this ugly man Bjorn and his men. Real hard.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Oh I know them very well my friends... I had some trouble with good old Bjorn too. You see, I've got very, VERY limited patience with any form of authority. So I fear Bjorn and I can't share a beer without it ending in extreme violence. And as a man of God, I don't support violence. Not too often, at least.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
That's good to hear. I think?


Blod Dialogue Tag
Enough for tonight, let's share our food and our water with our guest. There's plenty of work waiting for us tomorrow.


Filthy Thief.

Kari is patrolling the camp tonight, while everyone else is asleep.


  • Patrol

Relevant Skills: Stealth

Failure
?
Success
Suddenly, Kari sees a hooded figure scavenging through the reserves.
Kari-Dialogue-Tag
Hey! You! I saw you! Stay where you are!


  • Catch him!

Relevant Skills: Agility

Failure
?
Success
Kari jumped on the hooded figure and tackled him! She struggled a bit with the man, waking everyone else in the camp in the process. She finally managed to keep the thief in check, to discover...


Blod-Dialogue-Tag
Eustache?!


Blodeuwedd: -10 to Opinion of Eustache


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Yeah, yeah... You found me... Happy?


Eustache gains the negative trait Filthy Thief trait permanently.


Kari-Dialogue-Tag
You filthy thief!


Kari: -30 to Opinion of Eustache


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Wow, wow... Calm your guard dog, please.


Eustache: -30 to Opinion of Kari


Eustache Dialogue Tag
I just "borrowed" some goods... I had every intention of giving them back, my friends!


Moira-Dialogue-Tag
"Borrowed", hmm? You could have asked us, instead of sneaking in the middle of the night...


Moira: -20 to Opinion of Eustache


Eustache Dialogue Tag
You wouldn't have given them to me... I know how the resources are... scarce...


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
So why steal from us, if you know how precious our resources are?


Eirik: -20 to Opinion of Eustache


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Hrmpf... Understand my position, there are four of you, and I'm only me... You impose such strict rationing on us, that... it's hard to keep the standard of living I'm used to!


Moira-Dialogue-Tag
... Well, what do we do with him...?


  • Pardon him.
Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
If you promise to stop stealing, and to work extra hard to make amends... We may give you another chance.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
YES! Yes my friends! You won't regret it! A promise from Eustache is stronger than... Erm... Anything!



Eustache Dialogue Tag
So much compassion, I'm... I think I... I may cry...


Eustache: +10 to Opinion of Eirik


Kari-Dialogue-Tag
Gross. Please don't. You're way too lenient, dad. I don't understand you sometimes.


Kari: -10 to Opinion of Eirik


  • Punish him.
???


  • Banish him.
???


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
You have to leave, Eustache. We can't trust you anymore.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Wh-... What?! No... NO! You can't do this to me! I hunted for you, I fought for you! I even carried heavy water buckets for you!


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
And you stole from us. Our decision is final.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
"Final" final? Nothing would change your mind? Pretty please... Here... Take this! I have "found" some sausage lately... I was going to share it with you, of course...


+4 Dried Meal


Eustache Dialogue Tag
And there will be A LOT more for you if you keep me...


  • No, you have to leave.
???


  • Maybe he could stay a bit more...
???


  • Give us all you have, and maybe...


Moira-Dialogue-Tag
That's all you have, handsome? Come on... Show us your goods...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Okay, okay... You win... Here's all I have... You're robbing me, you know?!


+4 Dried Meal


Eustache Dialogue Tag
So... Can I stay now?


  • Yeah...


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
Hmm... I guess you've earned your place....


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Thank you my friend! You won't regret it!


  • No. Get lost.
???

The Black Monk.


This dialogue only occurs after "Evaluating: Eustache" (please see: Family/Conversations for details on that conversation.), which itself only occurs after you've seen at least one conversation between Eustache and each family member.


Moira Dialogue Tag

He's coming... So we all agree?


Blod Dialogue Tag

Yes. Let's do it.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Eustache. Could you come please? We'd like to talk.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey my friends. Is this my trial? What I have done this time? Aha.


Eirik Dialogue Tag

Don't be scared, this is no trial. But we talked and we came to a conclusion, that we'd like to share with you.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hmm... Yes?


Kari Dialogue Tag

You're not a monk! Stop lying to us and reveal your true identity!



Blod Dialogue Tag

Kari... Calm yourself. It's a friendly talk.


Moira Dialogue Tag

It's just that you know, Eustache, we're not comfortable with someone lying to us, whatever your true identity may be. We must trust each other if we want this camp to work.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...Okay, okay my friends, you‘ve had me. I'm not a monk anymore, even if I was one a long time ago. You've discovered my big secret Happy now? Can we get back to our little occupations?


Blod Dialogue Tag

So who are you really?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

People call me the Black Monk. Not because of my skin colour, obviously. It may be because of the dread my name instills in their hearts. They call my kind "pirates", but I'd prefer to say that I'm a free man, with a free spirit. And a ship. I "had" a ship, to be more accurate. You see, pirating comes with its own benefits and drawbacks. Fame, riches, women, good wine... But also scorn and envy. I have yet again been betrayed by fate while sailing north. I encountered one of your so-called drakkar... First time. And last time. l was left for dead on a drifting piece of wood after a terrible fight with your kin. And wrecked on this lost island.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

You know the rest.


Eirik Dialogue Tag

Thank you for your honesty. A bit late, but that will do for now. We'll talk again later.


Eustache & Blodeuwedd[ | ]

It's True What They Say.


This event does not appear to have a trigger and occurs randomly


Eustache Dialogue Tag

My, oh my... So it's true what they say!


Blod Dialogue Tag

Hmm?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

That you can find the purest beauty in the depths of hell...



Blod Dialogue Tag

Wh-?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

We haven't been properly introduced, sorry. Some call me the Black Monk, but you can call me Eustache.


  • I Must Draw a Line Right Away


Blod Dialogue Tag
Hi Eustache, pleased to meet you. I'm Blodeuwedd, Eirik's wife. Kari right there is our beloved daughter. Don't come near her or I'll smash your skull.



Eustache Dialogue Tag
Wow! I knew when I first saw you that you were passionate! I LOVE it.



Blod Dialogue Tag
You love danger, Eustache. Beware, sometimes when you play with fire, you get horribly burnt.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
What are a few burns, when a man desires something with all his heart? But rest assured, I won't bother the little girl. It's not her that has piqued my interest.


  • Black Monk?


Blod Dialogue Tag
Black Monk, but silver tongued... Where did you get this surname?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
That's a long story. With all the ingredients: Family, love, hate, power, betrayal, revenge, and a lot of blood. It lacks only a sharp, charismatic dwarf to make it a GREAT story. Couldn't find any. But let's talk about you... Do you have... passions?


Blod Dialogue Tag
l have this amazing passion for my daughter and my husband, if you must know everything.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Wonderful. I don't really know them, but I'm already liking them.


Hey, Princess.


This event only occurs after the previous event "It's True What They Say."


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey princess, look what I managed to put aside for special occasions...


Blod Dialogue Tag

A bottle? I imagine it's not just water inside.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

It's not the finest wine I ever drank, but considering our situation, it will do. Want to share a drink with me?


  • Why Not.


Blod Dialogue Tag
If you insist... What's the harm.



Eustache Dialogue Tag
It was another tough day, we deserve some little dirty pleasures.



Blod Dialogue Tag
Is your God okay with dirty pleasures?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... I don't always play by the rules. What fun would it be?


Blod Dialogue Tag
You're a strange man of faith, Eustache. You seem nothing like ours.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
You'll soon notice that I'm not like any other man you have ever known...


Blod Dialogue Tag
I don't know if I should be intrigued, or terrified.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
A little of both, maybe.



  • No, Thanks.


???

Something Wrong, Princess?


This event only occurs after the previous event "Hey, Princess."


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...Something's wrong, princess?


Blod Dialogue Tag

Huh? No, no... Everything's fine, thank you.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

You can tell me you know.


Blod Dialogue Tag

It's nothing. I get worked up with myself sometimes. It's nothing.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

It's your husband, isn't it?


Blod Dialogue Tag

...Sometimes I fear that he has lost any hope. I'm fed up with his constant moping.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

...In life, some people fight to the end, and some run away.


Blod Dialogue Tag

But maybe when there's no hope to win, running away is the wisest solution?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Life has taught me the hard way that being wise rarely gets you anywhere. You must fight, you must bite... And sometimes, you must do bad things... Someone else will eventually try to play dirty tricks on you, so you must fight with the same weapons.


  • I'd do Anything for My Family.


Blod Dialogue Tag
It's true that I‘d do anything for my family. Anything. It scares me sometimes.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
You and I share that same strength of will, I felt it instantly.



Eustache Dialogue Tag
Eirik doesn't have that, sadly. He wants to keep his hands clean.



Blod Dialogue Tag
We'll have to dirty our hands ourselves, without him.



  • Strange Morals for a Monk.


Blod Dialogue Tag
You really have a weird way of thinking for a monk... I'm starting to believe less and less what you said about your past.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... I may have skipped a few details.


Blod Dialogue Tag
You're not a real monk, are you?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
I was...At some point in my life. But then things got a little more... Complicated...
I had to dirty my hands. Then there was no coming back.
But that's another tale, it doesn't matter anymore.


Eustache's Past, I

This event only occurs after Eustache's family event, "The Black Monk".


Blod Dialogue Tag

Eustache, I wondered, how did you become a pirate? You were born in a pirate clan?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Aha no. I made my own fate. Or fate made me who I am, maybe. l was born youngest son of a noble family in Boulogne. I was kind and shy at the time, so I decided to leave home to become a monk in a nearby abbey.


Blod Dialogue Tag

It went wrong at some point, no?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Yes... Sooner than I expected... My father was assassinated a few months later. And soon my elder brothers. I swore to God to take revenge for my family's blood! I fled to another country and learned the noble art of killing with a sword. When I came back, I was quickly enrolled by the count of Boulogne to become its seneschal, a prestigious position. But I must be boring you to death with this story... Let's talk about you, princess. What is your secret?


Blod Dialogue Tag

I have no secrets Eustache. I make a very disappointing story compared to yours.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I'll tell you the end of my story another time, then. Here, have a taste of this french wine I kept for the two of us!


Blodeuwedd: - Depression

Blodeuwedd: +10 to opinion of Eustache

Eustache's Past, II


This event only occurs after the previous event, "Eustache's Past, I".


Blod Dialogue Tag

You didn't finish your story last time... Don't you dare die before finishing it!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

For you, I‘ll TRY to stay alive then!


Eustache: +10 to opinion of Blodeuwedd


Eustache Dialogue Tag

However... That would mean that you'd protect me with your life until I tell you the end. It's an interesting perspective...


Eustache: +10 to opinion of Blodeuwedd


Blod Dialogue Tag

I call it blackmail!


Blodeuwedd: +10 to opinion of Eustache


Blod Dialogue Tag

Come on, tell me now. Did you avenge your father?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Sadly, I did. When I was at the service of the count of Boulogne, I felt I gained his respect from years of loyal service. When I felt I was in position to do so, I pleaded my case to my lord. I only asked for my rightful titles back, and to clear my name. The count offered me a trial where I could explain my case, saying he'd give me his support. But I was a fool... I was a candid novice with noble politics, he played me like a child. This arrogant scumbag legally stripped me of all my family titles and lands. That's when I became a monster... I put him to the sword, burned his castle to the ground, and fled the country.


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I learned a few years later that he was the one who gave the order to assassinate my father. So you see... I killed him not by a noble act of vengeance... But just because he took me for a fool.


Eustache: + Depression Depression


  • He was right to do it


Blod Dialogue Tag
You know... I think I understand your feelings. You're not a monster. You're just human. We do things to survive, no matter the price. You tried to take the right path, but others made you stray from it.


Eustache: +20 to opinion of Blodeuwedd


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... You don't understand. I LIKE the path I took. After I slayed the count, I freed myself from the chains. No more lord, no more revenge, no more country... Just me, and the sea. I could live the life I wanted, removing people who got in my way.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Freedom... I never felt really free. I'll tell you about my past another time. It's good talking to you.


Blodeuwedd: +20 to opinion of Eustache


  • He's Dangerous


Blod Dialogue Tag
I see... I shall remember not to fool you...


Blodeuwedd: -10 to opinion of Eustache


Eustache Dialogue Tag
What can I say... You wanted the truth... I AM a dangerous person, living a dangerous life. And I love it. I feel alive. Life's too short to settle down and die out of boredom.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Believe me, raising a child is not a boring task. A difficult task, but never dull.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
With me, you'd never have to live like a slave. You'd live like a princess.


Blod Dialogue Tag
...

Eirik's Leadership.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Blodeuwedd, can I be completely honest with you?


Blod Dialogue Tag

... You can, and you SHOULD.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I've heard people questioning Eirik's leadership... They fear our leader is too... soft... to handle the infamous Björn and his goons.


Blod Dialogue Tag

... And you, what do you think?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I don't mean no disrespect to your husband, but... I think they're right.



Blod Dialogue Tag

...


  • I have my doubts, too
Blod Dialogue Tag
To be completely honest, I have my doubts too...


  • [[Blodeuwedd]: -20 to opinion of Eirik


Blod Dialogue Tag
I don't recognise him. He doesn't seem to believe in our future.



Eustache Dialogue Tag
...



Blod Dialogue Tag
Please Eustache... Don't tell anyone I said that. If I have a slim chance of saving my couple... I don't want to destroy it...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... You can trust me... It will be our dirty little secret...


  • [[Blodeuwedd]: +10 to opinion of Eustache


  • I trust him.


Blod Dialogue Tag
I trusted him all these years, and he never failed me. I won't withdraw my support when he needs it most


Blodeuwedd: +10 to opinion of Eirik


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Of course, of course... Love...


Eustache: -20 to opinion of Eirik


Blod Dialogue Tag
Love? What‘s that got to do with it?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Everything! That's why I never allowed myself to fall in love with a crew member... Makes you blind to reason... And when you fight on a floating piece of wood... You need to keep both eyes wide open.


  • Can this event trigger when Eustache is the only recruited survivor?

Necklace of Flowers.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

My dear Blodeuwedd, could you come please? Close your eyes! I have a surprise for you...


Blod Dialogue Tag

I'm not sure I like... Oh!


Eustache put his hands on Blodeuwedd's eyes and pressed his chest on her back, guiding her to his room. She felt his breathing on her neck... She was not used to this kind of proximity with another man.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

TADAAAA! You can open your eyes now!


Blod Dialogue Tag

What the...!


Eustache was holding a beautiful necklace made of flowers, presenting it to Blodeuwedd.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I made it for you! In compensation for all that you do for us, all day long!


Blod Dialogue Tag

That's... Unexpected...



Eustache Dialogue Tag

Oh, but don't worry, that was just the beginning! Here... I've... found... some things for you... Healing powders, some sausage, a good beer... Everything you see here is ONLY for you! Don't you dare share it with anyone! I don't want to reward your sister for slacking off all day long! Aha!


Blod Dialogue Tag

That's...


  • Wonderful!


Blod Dialogue Tag
I-... I'm at a loss for words... It's been a while that... someone took care of me like that.



Blod Dialogue Tag
I'm blushing like a little girl ah ah... you're happy now?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Seeing you smile is the best reward I could imagine.



Blod Dialogue Tag
Thank you Eustache. By the way, how did you find all these things?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Let's just say that I took a little "tribute" from that stinking bastard Elof...


Blod Dialogue Tag
You're crazy...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Crazily handsome, I know! Ah ah! I live by one rule... If you want something... Take it.


Blod Dialogue Tag
...



  • Awkward...


Blod Dialogue Tag
I can't accept your gifts, Eustache... The others are suffering. I would be ashamed to not share these precious resources.


Blodeuwedd gains the positive trait Special Trait Icon Unselfish permanently.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Aha, I KNEW you would say that... That's why I like you so much. Do as you will, they're all yours. Goodnight, my dear friend.


Eustache: +10 to opinion of Blodeuwedd


Blodeuwedd diligently brought all the goods to the reserve.


+ Beer Dried Meal Celandine Powder Yarrow Powder Angelica Powder Wormwood Powder Verbena Powder


She looked at her hands, still holding the flower necklace.


  • Throw it away.


It would not be appropriate to keep it. She let the wind blow it far away.


Blodeuwedd: -10 to opinion of Eustache


  • Keep it.


She smiled, and hung it around her neck.


Blodeuwedd: +10 to opinion of Eustache



Guard Duty.

It's another rather depressing night... Everyone went to bed early. Only Blodeuwedd and Eustache are awake, on guard duty.


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

... You know what we need? Beer...


Blod Dialogue Tag

It's true that... I wouldn't say no.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

TADAAA!!!



Blod Dialogue Tag

Where did you find...? Wait, I don't care... Give it to me! Ah ah.


They shared a good bottle of beer around the campfire, under the moonlight.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

You want to play a game? Listen... WHO am I... "Urgh! Gross! You don't understand me pfff! You're so lame!"


Blod Dialogue Tag

Ah ah ah! That's her, that's my daughter!


Blodeuwedd: +10 to opinion of Eustache


Eustache Dialogue Tag

And this one... "I'm so horny that I could sleep with a troll... Here, take this potion, it will make your cock hard..."


Blod Dialogue Tag

AHAHAH! You're good at this game, Eustache!


Blodeuwedd: +20 to opinion of Eustache


Blod Dialogue Tag

My turn... Hmm... "I'm so depressed, please... Give me rope to hang myself... Sorry honey, I failed this family..."


Eustache Dialogue Tag

BWAHAHA!!! Better than the original!


Eustache: +10 to opinion of Blodeuwedd


Blod Dialogue Tag

Ahaha! Aha... It's good to laugh...



Blod Dialogue Tag

Oh! Do me, now!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

... I'm not sure if it's a good idea...


Blod Dialogue Tag

Please! For me...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Erm... *clears throat* "I'm the most beautiful creature on earth, and yet I'll die on this shithole... I should be a queen!"


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...


Blod Dialogue Tag

Pffrrtt...



Blod Dialogue Tag

You will pay for that!


She started to mock-wrestle him, she bit and she clawed, bursting into laughter. Eustache finally got the upper hand, he ensnared a giggling Blodeuwedd in his arms.



Their faces were so close now... he slowly caressed her cheek with his beard. He softly, yet firmly, placed his hand on the back of her neck... Staring into her eyes... He slowly approached his lips...


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


  • Give in.


Blodeuwedd let go of all her worries, and let Eustache kiss her. Their embrace was passionate, as if there were no tomorrow. They totally forgot where they were... It felt so good.



Eustache slid his hand along her waist... and started to strip her of her pants...


Blod Dialogue Tag
she whispered No... Eustache... We can't...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
You're sure...? Tomorrow, we may be dead...


Blod Dialogue Tag
...


Blodeuwedd firmly pushed him back.


Blod Dialogue Tag
It was a BIG mistake. It shouldn't... It never happened.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... You can pretend it never happened, but I'll remember this kiss forever...


Blod Dialogue Tag
... Cherish the thought, that's all you'll get from me!


She stuck her tongue at him and went back to the shelter, confused.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
...



  • Stop!


Blod Dialogue Tag

Eustache... Stop... It's wrong...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

But what is wrong is generally... good... isn't it?


Blod Dialogue Tag

N-... no. We can't..


Blodeuwedd firmly pushed him back.


Eustache: + Depression


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I‘m sorry princess... I thought we had something here...


Eustache: - to Opinion of Blodeuwedd


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Blodeuwedd: + Depression


Stolen Apple.


This event occurs during the day.


Blod Dialogue Tag

By Loki's degenerate sons! I'll kill him!



Eirik Dialogue Tag

What happened?!


Blod Dialogue Tag

One of Björn's grunt.. He stole an apple from me!


Eirik Dialogue Tag

Ah... You scared me, I thought someone died...


Blod Dialogue Tag

You won't do anything?! They can crush us, we won't retaliate?!


Eirik Dialogue Tag

... Honey, be reasonable... I don't want to look for trouble with Björn just for... an apple.


Blod Dialogue Tag

Uuuuurgh! You don't understand! It makes us look WEAK. Today, an apple. Tomorrow, what? All of our water supplies?


Eirik Dialogue Tag

Don't amplify the problem... Calm down.


Blodeuwedd continued to yell at Eirik for a while. Eustache watched the scene with great interest.


  • {{Blodeuwedd]] & Eirik: -20 to topinion of each other.


Time passed, Blodeuwedd went into the forest to take it out on some poor trees... That's when Eustache came out of the shadows.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey... Here, catch.


Blod Dialogue Tag

...?


He threw an apple at her, that she skillfully caught.



Blod Dialogue Tag

What the...?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

And I have a few more... I caught your thief. For you.



Blod Dialogue Tag

Why did you do this?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Someone had to do something. Eirik is afraid of Björn's sneezing. I'm not.


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


  • Thank you.


Blod Dialogue Tag
Thank you Eustache...



Blod Dialogue Tag
We may be more alike than I initially thought...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
I told you. We're the same.



Blod Dialogue Tag
...


  • Blodeuwedd: loses the negative trait Special Trait Icon Angry that she gained earlier during the event.


  • You didn't have to do this.


Blod Dialogue Tag

You shouldn't have put your nose in this. It's a matter between my husband and I.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...Okay, okay... Sorry to have done exactly what you wanted. You can keep the apples... I prefer meat. Red meat.


Results

Blodeuwedd gains the negative trait Special Trait Icon Angry for 3 days.

Blodeuwedd: - 20 to Opinion of Eirik

Eirik: -10 to Opinion of Blodeuwedd

+ Fresh Fruit Fresh Fruit

  • (You didn't have to do this.)
Eustache: -10 to Opinion of Blodeuwedd
Blodeuwedd: -10 to Opinion of Eustache

A Break from the Chores.


This event occurs during the day.


Blodeuwedd was yet again doing all the chores in the shelter. All the others were either taking a nap, or out of the camp exploring. Usually, she wouldn't mind, but... today it was bit harder to bear.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

... You come with me. And I won't take no for an answer.


Blod Dialogue Tag

Not now Eustache, I still have to wash all the clothes, and-...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Shhh. Follow me. It‘s a matter of life and death.


He took Blodeuwedd's arm and led her to a clearance in the forest, by a river.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Here, it seems perfect. Sit here now.


Blod Dialogue Tag

You're starting to annoy me, Eustache. What is the matter?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

The matter is thatI have a good meal right here, a bottle of beer, and even some cheese. We'll eat and drink here, enjoying the cold breeze and the delicate sound of water.


Blod Dialogue Tag

... Well... I guess I can take a small break...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

You have to! I'm your personal healer, and I forbid you to not enjoy this time off from your daily chores!


They ate and drank lying on the grass, among flowers, talking, laughing...



Blod Dialogue Tag

Okay... That was actually really nice... Thank you Eustache, you're full of surprises...



Blod Dialogue Tag

But now I have to get back to...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Shhh! You heard?


Eustache jumped on his feet and walked silently to a nearby thicket.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Look... Two of Björn's men... They are hiding something in this... cave...


They hid until the men were out of sight.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Wanna go check on their treasure?


  • An adventure!


Blod Dialogue Tag
Hmm... Since we are here...


They sneaked into the cave. They quickly found a locked chest.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
I'll open it!


Eustache started to fiddle with the lock, when... A bear entered the cave! Blodeuwedd took her axe and fought with the bear. She ended up injured, but slayed the beast.



Eustache managed to open the chest, to find... Some dirty clothes...



Eustache Dialogue Tag
At least, we know what we will be eating tonight...


Blod Dialogue Tag
Yes... Ah ah... AHAHAHAH!


Eustache Dialogue Tag
AHAHAHAH!



The two of them continued laughing for a while, sitting on the bear's corpse.



Blod Dialogue Tag
...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
You see... You're not made for this boring housewife life... You're made for the thrill! The adventure! That IS who you really are. Don't fight your inner self, Blodeuwedd.



Blod Dialogue Tag
... *sigh* Maybe...



  • Too dangerous.


Blod Dialogue Tag

We don't know what there is in this cave... May as well be trapped.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Tsk tsk tsk... Living with a coward for so long is beginning to rub off on you...



Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Your loss. I'll keep the treasure for myself.


Return to the Cave.


This event occurs after the previous event, "A Break from the Chores".


Eustache Dialogue Tag

*whispers* Come to the bear cave after dinner, tonight...


Eustache disappeared. Blodeuwedd was confused... What was it this time? She had not had time to protest, so if she didn't come, Eustache would wait for hours... She felt tricked, but at the same time, excited by a night out of adventures with the bold pirate.



She discreetly went to the cave, her heart racing. She saw some lights coming from inside the cave. Careful! Could it be enemies? She took her axe in hand. She entered, ready to strike, when... Her jaw dropped... the cave was filled with candles. Flower petals entirely covered the ground. In the centre of the room animal skins covered the floor along with a few bottles of beer. She was astounded by the effort Eustache had put into arranging the cave... All that just for her?



But... One piece was still missing... Where the Hel was Eustache? She slowly walked around the cave, looking for him. She started to get worried, when... Eustache suddenly appeared just behind her, a devilish smile on his face. She turned around, ready to make a snarky comment. But as soon as she faced the handsome pirate, he... Ripped off her robes! She stood there, dumbfounded, with her bare chest... She saw the mischievous smile on Eustache's face. Immature, wild, crazy and she had to admit, she was drawn to him.


Blod Dialogue Tag

Oh you... Come here, I'll make you pay!


As she raised her axe, Eustache ran away laughing. Soon cornered, he face her. She gave him a faintly irritated look, but she was getting more and more excited. He knew that she wanted him... He disarmed her easily, and made a step forward, a bold look on his face.


Blod Dialogue Tag

*Slap* That's for my clothes, you evil rogue.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

Now that we are even, a kiss maybe?


Blod Dialogue Tag

Come and get it, if you dare...


He stepped forward and gave her a passionate kiss. She slapped him again, this time Eustache's cheek bled from the blow.



But this time... Blodeuwedd kissed him in return! She grabbed his hair and pulled hard as their embrace was more passionate than ever. This time, he removed her remaining clothes, slowly, one by one. She fondled his crotch... then wordlessly, she turned her back and lay down on the beast skins.


Blod Dialogue Tag

Come. Now. And show me those fencing skills, pirate...


They made wild love and drank for hours, until they finally fell asleep, out of strength.



In the morning, Blodeuwedd woke up, with a good headache...



She looked at the naked Eustache still sleeping like a baby, beside her.


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


  • I feel... ALIVE!


Blod Dialogue Tag
*sigh*... It feels good.



  • What have I done...?


Blod Dialogue Tag
  • sigh* ...Eirik...


  • Blodeuwedd gains the trait Guilty Conscience (+3 to +8 Depression each night, 10% chance of Insomnia) for 7 days



Are You Coming With Me?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

So... You come?


Blod Dialogue Tag

... Where?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Anywhere. You're not made for this life... You know it, now, deep inside.


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

It's true love that we share. I've never felt anything like this before.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

With you by my side... I'm invincible! We'll roam the seven seas in search of booty, wreaking havoc on our enemies! We'll be feared and loved... As the king and queen of the seas!


Blod Dialogue Tag

...


  • Yes...


Blod Dialogue Tag
I'll make you a promise.



Blod Dialogue Tag
We finish this story with Björn. We bring peace to this island. And then... I'll follow you anywhere.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... Deal.


After that fateful talk, Eustache became more motivated than anyone to overthrow Björn...



  • No.


Blod Dialogue Tag

Sorry... It was fun, but it was just that Some fun.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...


Blod Dialogue Tag

It was a nice little detour, but... I will stick to the path. I love my husband more than anything.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

Guess I did it to so many women... Feels weird when it happens to yourself...

After that fateful talk, Eustache became a mere shadow of a man...

Eustache Loses In love trait, gains Heartbroken trait (Xp gains +50% to Endurance skills, States +20% to depression and fatigue).


Eustache Dialogue Tag

... I. See.


Eustache & Eirik[ | ]

Hey, My Friend!


This event does not appear to have a trigger and occurs randomly


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey, my friend!


Eirik Dialogue Tag

...?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I really wanted to thank you for letting me join your little group! It feels like I am part of the family, it warms my poor heart


  • He's not part of the family.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
We accepted you into our camp, Eustache, but you are still a stranger to us. We must be cautious to whom we give our trust.



Eirik Dialogue Tag
You could as well be spying on us on behalf of Björn, we don't know until you prove your loyalty.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
My friend! You're hurting my feelings! I am but a mere servant of God you know...




Eustache Dialogue Tag
I don't know if it's the same for you barbaric people, but in my land people like me are treated with respect.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
... Start with not insulting my beliefs, and maybe I'll respect you.




Eustache Dialogue Tag
... Of course my friend, forget about it. Our past is well behind us now. New land, new rules.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
Björn's rules for now...


  • That's Nice of Him.


Eirik Dialogue Tag
That's a relief to see that not everyone on this island wants to cut our throats.



Eustache Dialogue Tag
Even better my friend! Since you accepted me in your family, l'll protect them with all my might! I, Eustache of Boulogne, make this promise to you, right here, right now... If, God forbid, you ever came to your own demise, I'll take care of your family as if it was my own blood!


Eirik Dialogue Tag
...



Eirik Dialogue Tag
Okay, okay, that's nice Eustache. .. But I'd prefer that you won't pray for my death too soon.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Of course my friend... Of course... It was just an hypothesis. Rest assured. I'm watching over you.


A Little Jealous


This event only occurs after the previous event "Hey, my friend!"


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I have a confession to make my friend. I'm a little jealous of you.


Eirik Dialogue Tag

...?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Your beautiful family that you have. You can be proud my friend.


Eirik Dialogue Tag

I guess so.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

I never managed to settle down myself... Always on the road, never sleeping under the same roof...


Eirik Dialogue Tag

I thought that Christian priests didn't have the right to "settle down".


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...Of course not! A simple figure of speech... What I meant is, it's been a while since I could call a place "home". That's what I meant.


Eirik Dialogue Tag

We had a place we could call "home", not so long ago... Believe me, "friend", you can't even imagine the pain of losing your home. I might be happier if I didn't have these memories of happiness that hurt so much now.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

(Believe me... I know this pain very well... But you don't have to know this)

Eustache & Kari[ | ]

Quite Athletic.


This event does not appear to have a trigger and occurs randomly


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hi, I'm Eustache. And you are?


Kari Dialogue Tag

Kari


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Wild girl, I like it. You prefer to act than to talk, isn't it?


Kari Dialogue Tag

It depends with who.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I've seen how you jump and crawl in the forest. You are quite athletic my dear, it's very impressive.


Kari Dialogue Tag

(That creep is stalking me or what?)



Kari Dialogue Tag

I'm young, so maybe it's easier for me?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

(The little brat) Aha I'm not that old... I'm sure I could show you a trick or two.



Kari Dialogue Tag

(I know what trick you want to show me, and I DON'T want to see it). Yeah, yeah. Maybe. Bye




Hey, Wild Girl.


This event only occurs after the previous event "Quite Athletic".


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey, wild girl. Here, take this... You can have my share of food tonight. You look starving.


Kari Dialogue Tag

Meh. I didn't ask for anything.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Can't help it, that's our God's teachings. We should break bread together, and all that stuff...


Kari Dialogue Tag

...Drop the act, everyone knows that you are certainly not a true monk. You look nothing like a monk.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Aha... And what makes you think that?


Kari Dialogue Tag

Look at yourself... Nothing you told us adds up. I know that you are hiding something, and honestly, I don't give a shit. Just don't annoy me.



We Call Them Raiders


This event only occurs after "(the event where he reveals he is a pirate)".


Kari Dialogue Tag

So you're a pirate, heh?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I was.


Kari Dialogue Tag

And what do you do when you're a pirate?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Oh... You smuggle, you steal, you sink, you fight, you ransom... And people fear you.



Kari Dialogue Tag

Sounds like fun. We call them raiders. Dad raided a bit when he was young. How many men did you kill?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Ah! Too many, young girl... Too many. But I swear to you, on my ship, that I never, NEVER killed a woman.


Kari Dialogue Tag

Pfff, man, woman, who cares? If she attacks you axe in hand, you'd let her kill you?



Eustache Dialogue Tag

I'll admit, it's my weakness... That's why we men don't want women to fight. They would crush us.


Kari Dialogue Tag

Pitiful. .. Just when you were starting to be a bit less dull. You'rejust all talk.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

(If she continues to get on my nerves, it will be harder and harder to avoid slicing her goddamn throat...)



Eustache Dialogue Tag

(But no, I must restrain myself. . . If! want to have the magnificent Blodeuwedd, I must not harm her precious brat)



Eustache & Moira[ | ]

Born in Boulogne.


This event does not appear to have a trigger and occurs randomly


Moira Dialogue Tag

Hey handsome. So you come from the kingdom of France?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

How would you tell?


Moira Dialogue Tag

I met a man from there once. A terrible lover. You have the same scent.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Indeed, I was born in the county of Boulogne. But I traveled a lot.


  • Tell Me About Your Travels.


Moira Dialogue Tag
Travel you say? Tell me all about it, I desperately need to make my mind travel.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
I've sailed a lot between the English coast and France, for my errands. But the most wonderful place I've been is without hesitation the fortress of Toledo, very far to the south. The impregnable walls of the fortress. The scorching sun. The towers filled with secrets. And gold. Golden ore the size of your head.


Moira Dialogue Tag
What did you do there?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
I was... I was in training, you could say.


Moira Dialogue Tag
To be a monk?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... Yes, to be a monk. If you'll excuse me, I must go fetch some wood for tonight.


Moira Dialogue Tag
(A quick dodge! Why do handsome men always have something to hide?)



  • Tell Me About Your Home.


Moira Dialogue Tag
You speak like a nobleman. Are you?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
... Ahahaha, you're a clever bird, my dear! I surrender! I can't hide anything from you... I was born in a noble family, indeed.



Eustache Dialogue Tag
But as my brothers were more versed than I in the arts of war and politics, I chose to devote my life to God. It was better for everyone...


Moira Dialogue Tag
I sense some regrets in your voice. Did you leave your castle really by choice?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Regrets... I have a handful of those. But the decision to leave the political game to others is not one I regret. You see my dear, I think that politics may as well be the most visible form of the manifestation of the devil in this world.


Free Minds


This event only occurs after the family event "The Black Monk"


Moira Dialogue Tag

So, attacked by a drakkar, huh? The terrible pirate forced to his knees before the Norsemen's might...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

When you take the path of violence, you KNOW that you'll meet someone stronger than you. The only question is WHEN.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Guess you didn't fully trust us either when we met you? Given that Norsemen were the cause of your fall.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

You could say that. I don't trust anyone either way. That's the lesson life has taught me many times.


Moira Dialogue Tag

Poor boy. A woman perhaps?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Ah! When you know women like I do, you trust them, because you know how their little heads work. It's men who are treacherous. I wouldn't trust even my own self.


Moira Dialogue Tag

I KNOW men too... I'd say they are quite simple to understand, once you see them naked.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

How many have you had?


Moira Dialogue Tag

... Enough so that people in the village called me a witch.



Moira Dialogue Tag

A man can sleep with as many women as he wants, he will be called a hero. But a woman has only two choices: being a child, then being a wife. And when you don't want to be a wife, and you surely aren't a child anymore... They call it the devil's work.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

People don't like to be reminded that they live in cages. Free minds like us scare the shit out of them.


Moira Dialogue Tag

The good thing is, here, no one's judging us...


Eustache & Parvaneh[ | ]

Why Are You Looking At Me Like That?


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

What?! Why are you looking at me like that, weirdo?



Eustache Dialogue Tag

... I was just admiring one of God's wonder... He really nailed it this time.



Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

... I guess that's how you seduce women in your barbaric homeland? Must be working great with gullible girls in your shabby taverns.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Pretty well, yes. I'm Eustache by the way, very PLEASED to meet you.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Parvaneh... I came with Yaghoub. You know, the tall and muscular man that you can see around camp.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Are you two...?


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

By Scheherazade's Tears, no! He's my... guardian. He'll protect me from ill-intented men.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Good. I'm used to slay guards who stand between me and the princess.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Teehee... You talk big, but you don't act much...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Come to my room tonight, and you'll see for yourself if we just "talk"...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Hmmm... Maybe. Maybe not. Wait for me naked with a rose between your teeth, and you'll see if I come.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

You'd send me Yaghoub. I'm no fool.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Maybe...

The Bet


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

I'm disappointed, Eustache.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Disappointed that we still haven't slept together?


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

No... Disappointed that you're trying to seduce Blodeuwedd over me... Is she more beautiful than me?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Your beauty is without equal, my dear... But it's true that my heart has been stolen by our flame-haired hostess. That doesn't mean we shouldn't sleep together... You were not interested in my heart, were you?


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Indeed. You neither, I suppose. But now, you interest me in another fashion...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I am interesting for something else than my bedding skills? You piqued my curiosity.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

You see, IF you managed to do something right for once, and seduce that ugly red-haired cow... It shouldn't be too hard, even for you... That would mean that the poor Eirik will be left alone... And he will need a sympathetic shoulder to lean on.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Yours, I presume. In fact, if YOU managed to seduce that pathetic excuse of a man named Eirik, it would serve my interests too...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

... Let's make it a game, then. The first who gets what he wants is the winner!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

And what is the prize...?


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

You know what... You'll get what you want, with me. You win on both sides...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Interesting. And what if I lose...?


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

You'll be my slave teeheehee... I won't have much time to work, you know... So you'll have to work twice as hard in the camp!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

... Challenge accepted.


The Bet: Parvaneh Wins


Despite the implication that only the winner of the bet would get their prize, this event will trigger even if "The Bet: Eustache Wins" has occurred.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Teeheeheeheeheeee! Remember our little bet, my dear Eustache? Sadly, I have to report that I WON!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

... Well played... You won, indeed.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Yes! And now, you're my slave! Teeheehee!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

... And no consolation prize?


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

You wish... Now that I have the handsome and fiery Eirik in the palm of my hand, I won't lower myself to bed someone like you! Heehee.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...



Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

SO! Enough blabbering! Get to work, slave! We don't have all day...


The Bet: Eustache Wins


Despite the implication that only the winner of the bet would get their prize, this event will trigger even if "The Bet: Parvaneh Wins" has occurred.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Parvaneh, dear... You know what happened...?


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Yes... Congratulations, you won. Happy?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

You couldn't imagine... But I'll be even happier when you take off your clothes, and give me my reward...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

... I guess I have no choice... I'll think about my dear Eirik while you do your thing, if you don't mind.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I don't care. So now, come here.


Eustache gently but firmly took Parvaneh by the waist and turned her against a tree. Eustache took off his pants and did his business. It was quick, dirty and... at Parvaneh's surprise, rather enjoyable. After he finished, he dropped a kiss on her naked shoulder. She shivered.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Aaahhhh! It was a pleasure playing with you, my dear! If you want to play another round, you know where to find me!


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Teehee... We'll see.


The Bet: Draw


This event will only trigger if both of them get rejected. It leads to a special ending for them.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Let's call it a draw...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Yes... I'm tired of this game... And this family...


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Urgh! I'm furious! I could... I could... HIIII!!!


Paraneh took a chair and threw it on the wall, breaking some random furniture in the process.


  • -5 to Shelter Condition


Eustache Dialogue Tag

...! You're right, they broke our hearts, we are allowed to break their home!


Eustache punched heavily on a table and threw a bowl throufh the window.


  • -5 to Shelter Condition


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

Yes! YES!


They continued to wreak havoc in the room. Luckily, they were left alone in the shelter...


  • -20 to Shelter Condition


They started to run out of things to smash, when Parvaneh pushed Eustache on the bed.


Parvaneh Dialogue Tag

And now... Break me!


She jumped on Eustache's lying body and started to kiss him furiously. She rode him like there was no tomorrow, scratching, biting and screaming.



For a moment, they forgot everything, and it felt good. But when the others came back home, they had to explain why the shelter was a mess... And it didn't go well.



Eustache & Yaghoub[ | ]

Have We Met Before?


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

Have we met before? "Eustache", is that it?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hmmm... Sorry I have a hard time remembering men's faces. You all look the same to me.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

Ahah! I'm a merchant, so... I only look at their purses, I guess.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I used to spend a lot of time with merchants, so maybe we actually met at some point.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

Really? Fascinating! Do all monks spend much time in markets in your land? Ours don't have this privilege.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Erm... Not all monks... Let's just say I was some kind of travelling monk. No offense, but to spread the faith to barbaric people.


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

None taken. We do the same with your barbaric people.


A Filthy Pirate


This event only occurs after the family event "The Black Monk". Additionally, this even can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Yaghoub, my dear friend, could you please give me some water?


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

Did you ask so politely when you robbed merchant ships on the high sea?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hmm...?


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag

"The Black Monk"... A filthy pirate without honor. *spit* I despise your kind.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

...


  • I understand...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
I understand my friend, but let bygones be bygones... We started a new life here, and did I do anything to hurt you or the little community we have here?


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
... The past... Can you just throw away all your life until now, just like that?


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Yes! I say, let's give everyone here a second chance! I may become a true saint in this new life, who knows?


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
Hmm... I highly doubt that. But your words resonate a lot with me, a lot more than you can imagine.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
You were a merchant, maybe you'll be a priest here! A warrior. A farmer. Who knows?


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
You liked brunettes, and now you like blondes! You liked women and now you like men! You-...


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
  • sigh* Yeah yeah, I get it... Very deep.


  • Go to Hel


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Did I rob you? I don't remember, there were so many you know...


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
Freaking bastard! No you didn't. I would have sliced your fat belly in two if you had crossed my way!



Eustache Dialogue Tag
Yeah, yeah... That's what they say everytime. Want to to try your luck?


Yaghoub Dialogue Tag
... For the sake of our group, I won't kill you. I'll just ignore your existence.


Eustache Dialogue Tag
As I thought... COWARD! I heard that they cut your balls in your land, so the rumors are true!



Eustache & Cissé[ | ]

Love Advice


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey, music man... Don't you know anything else than depressing tunes? It's getting on my nerves...


Cisse Dialogue Tag

Sorry that my little songs aren't of your taste. Sadly, music reflects the inner soul, and my soul is sad at the moment.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hmm? What happened? You realized that we will surely end up dying an horrible death on this damned island? AH!


Cisse Dialogue Tag

I'm not afraid of dying. As we say, death is like a dress that, at some point or another, everyone has to wear. My heart is aching, and without knowing it, you are no stranger to my suffering...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Wait... Are you saying that I broke your heart? Sorry Cissé, I don't do men.


Cisse Dialogue Tag

Ah ah ah... No, no... My heart belongs to a particular woman in this camp, but sadly, I saw how she looks at you... With stars in her eyes. But when she looks at me... Nothing happens. It's not your fault, it's just...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

AH! But my poor Cissé, you think you'll get in a woman's pants just by looking at her?? AHAHAHAHA! I'm in a good mood tonight, I'll give you some love advices. If it can improve your mood AND your music, that's for the best.


  • Listen


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Good! SO listen well, the first lesson is: if you really want something, TAKE IT!


Eustache shared his *wisdom* with Cissé for a while. Cissé quickly regretted listening to the hooded man...



  • Not interested


???



Eustache & Angelico[ | ]

Fellow Brother


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.

Ang-Dialogue-Tag

Glad to meet fellow brother on this island! I knew that God couldn't abandon us.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Erm yeah... Lucky me.


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

You are a Benedictine monk, right?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Yeah, yeah... Of course.


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

Would you mind sharing a prayer with me? Maybe we could confess each other?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Look... I prefer to keep my faith to myself... Introspection, you know? This kind of sh-...thing.


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

Oh! Sorry, sorry, I understand very well! ... What made you want to enter priesthood? Apart from the call of God, of course.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Of course. Amen. My boy, let's be honest, as every monk I guess, I took the robes for the girls!


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

The-...the girls?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Yes! Did you see the nuns?! Tons of them, locked for years in seclusion, their young bodies craving for a man's touch... You can believe me my boy, there are real tigress hiding under those robes! They won't let you sleep until satisfied!


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

... B-...Brother Eustache! You can't say that! Have you broken your vows?!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Oooh yeah my boy, I've broken them again and again, sometimes several times in a single night! Ahahaha!


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

(In a single...!) B-... But it's a sin! Aren't you scared for your soul?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Boy, if this doesn't look like Hell to you, you're blind. Since we're already doomed, at least let's enjoy it.


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

I-... I have to pray. Please excuse me.



You're Doing It Wrong


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey, boy... Come here. I've watched you and Kari... Tsk tsk tsk... You're doing it wrong, boy.


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

Wh-... what? I don't know what you are talking about.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Yeah, yeah... Listen to an old hunter who know how to deal with this kind of bird.


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

... But... She doesn't love me...



Eustache Dialogue Tag

AH! Maybe she doesn't love you, yet... But she still doesn't know you! You think she'll fall just looking at your beautiful face? Tsk tsk tsk... You have to get inside her little head before going inside her pants. It's just like battle! Understand her weakness, before striking her with your tiny wooden sword!


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

But... She has no weakness... And she's not my enemy...


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Boy... Of course she is the enemy! Until you get to bed her. After that, if you do it well, she becomes your slave...


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

Erm... I don't think I want that.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

Don't you want to be able to taste her fruity lips as you please? Boy...


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

Fruity... Lips... No, no! I want her to love me with her whole heart! That's all that matters.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Love, pwah! Love hurts, my boy. Believe an old sailor, love is not for you... Love makes you do horrible things... Love makes you scared and miserable. Love your God, but don't love women, boy.


Ang-Dialogue-Tag

... Did you ever love someone, Eustache?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

... Yes boy. I have. And look at me now... You don't want to end up like me, hmm?



Ang-Dialogue-Tag

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Eustache & Solveig[ | ]

Hey sweet Solveig


This event can only trigger if the player has the Norse Side Stories DLC active AND both characters are part of the camp.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hey, sweet Solveig. How are you?


Solveig Dialogue Tag

Hmm? Fine! I just have to finish this pile of clothes here. You really all get dirty everyday! Teehee.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Let me help you, ma belle. It will be more fun together!


Solveig Dialogue Tag

Oh? That's so nice of you! Thank you Eustache.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

You're very close to Blodeuwedd, isn't it? Do you know where she is?


Solveig Dialogue Tag

Yes! She said she was going to chop some wood before cooking dinner! She must be in the woods right now.


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Ah, this Blodeuwedd... She's really something, right? A force of nature!


Solveig Dialogue Tag

Yes! Lady Blodeuwedd is really strong, she keeps on working all day long... Can you keep a secret?


Eustache Dialogue Tag

Of course my dear! I'm as silent as a grave.


Solveig Dialogue Tag

I think that Blodeuwedd is the true leader of this camp! She handles everything! Eirik is so... grumpy... He doesn't give us any direction.



Eustache Dialogue Tag

Hmm... Blodeuwedd is really amazing, yes. Eirik? He's just there... if he wasn't, no one would notice!



Solveig Dialogue Tag

Heeheehee! Don't say such things! He's a nice man... A hard worker, for sure!


Eustache Dialogue Tag

I'll tell you, in this life, some are made to lead, and some to follow... I don't think Blodeuwedd and Eirik are cut from the same cloth... Believe me, I know women... She will get tired of him sooner or later...


Solveig Dialogue Tag

...


  • If she is happier without him...


Solveig Dialogue Tag
It's true that she said that they've been arguing a lot lately...


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Yes? AH! You see. Poor woman... If I was her husband, she would be treated like the princess she is!



Eustache Dialogue Tag
Hypothetically speaking, of course...


Solveig Dialogue Tag
Hmm... As long as she finds her happiness... I'll stand by her side whatever may happen!


Eustache Dialogue Tag
Me too... Me too.


  • No, they belong together!


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