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Tribute 8


This is an event that always occurs on Day 56, Afternoon. It is the eighth in a series of events that will occur weekly, and require the family to gather certain materials in certain quantities and give them over as tribute.


Kari-Dialogue-Tag

Hey, today is the day this human garbage named Elof is supposed to visit us, right?


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag

I guess it is, Kari... And I wish we could do something against the smell.


Kari-Dialogue-Tag

We could just gut him and let him rot, he wouldn't smell worse...


Moira-Dialogue-Tag

So we'd have a horrible stench all day long instead of only once a week? I'll pass, thanks.


Blod-Dialogue-Tag

Speaking of the devil... Tone it down, would you? He's here, can't you smell it?


The now familiar hoofbeat of Elof's mule could be heard in the distance.


Elof-Dialogue-Tag

HEEEEY! Long time no see, my little cuties! Uncle Elof needs a kiss! Come on, give me one!



  • Greet Him Coldly


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
You're here for the tribute, right? And we're here to pay it. No nonsense.



  • Elof Needs a Kick?


Kari-Dialogue-Tag
That's what I heard, right? You want a kick! No problem! But where? In the balls?


Elof-Dialogue-Tag
A kiss on the balls, really? I know I'm a handsome man, but I don't do kids... Usually.


Kari-Dialogue-Tag
UGH! NO WAY! I'd rather cut my own lips off than let them touch your gaping asshole!



Kari-Dialogue-Tag
Kari turn around and walked away quickly, furious.


Elof-Dialogue-Tag
So, who will give a kiss to handsome Elof? AHR! AHR! Come on, I don‘t bite, my kitten!


(Same options as below.)



  • Give Him a Kiss


Who will give Elof a kiss?


  • No one...


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
...



Kari-Dialogue-Tag
UGH! NO WAY! I'd rather cut my own lips off than let them touch that gaping asshole!



Kari turned around and walked away quickly, furious.


Elof-Dialogue-Tag
So, who will give a kiss to handsome Elof? AHR! AHR! Come on, I don‘t bite, my kitten!


(You are given the same options again.)



Moira-Dialogue-Tag
Come on, I've done way worse... I can do that. Even if I'm definitely too sober...


  • Tell him it's worth his share


Moira-Dialogue-Tag
Elof, if you get a kiss, that's worth your share, right?


Elof-Dialogue-Tag
What? Are you trying to bribe me? AHR! AHR! AHR! I only take free kisses!


  • Kiss him. (Constitution)
Failure
Mloira got closer Elof, but at the last second, she turned away and... vomited.



Kari-Dialogue-Tag
Ha! Too bad you missed him!



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
EEEEW! What a repulsive wench! I thought you had some training, eh?



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
You'd better offer me a good share this time, or Bjorn could get a little mad with you... Hee Heee! Anyway, my lovely little friends, now is the time to fill up my bags. Isn't it?
(You are given options to pay the tribute (see below) and may no longer choose to Give him a Kiss.)


Success
Elof leaned forward, and to everyone's surprise, Moira planted a kiss on Elof's cheek.



Kari-Dialogue-Tag
GROSS! Uh, Moira, really... You're disgusting.



Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
This was more courageous than disgusting, Kari...



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
BY FREYJA'S TITS! SOMEONE KISSED ME! It‘s been so long... It's... Wow. Wow...


(You are given the options to pay tribute, the same you are given if you choose not to kiss Elof, but an additional option to Let Moira Pretend it's (the tribute) Already Loaded. See below.)



Blod-Dialogue-Tag
I'd do anything for my family, but this... I don't think I can get this low, even if I wanted to. My lips are for my loved ones only. You 'll never, ever be among them.


Elof-Dialogue-Tag

Boohoohoo! I thought you'd like me enough for a kiss. You're breaking my poor heart! You'd better offer me a good share this time, or Bjorn could get a little mad with you... Hee Heee! Anyway, my lovely little friends, now is the time to fill up my bags. Isn't it?


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag

Well, about the tribute...



  • Let Moira pretend it's already loaded

(This option is ONLY available if you chose to Give him a Kiss, then chose Moira and succeeded the following Constitution check.)


Moira-Dialogue-Tag
We've just put it in your bags. Are you daydreaming, Mister Handsome?


  • Smile at Him (Charisma)
Failure
Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Uh, what? Are your trying to seduce me, wench? I'M SMART, YOU KNOW! VERY SMART!



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
You'd better give Handsome Elof what he's come for. Or else...


(You are cycled back to the initial options to pay tribute, but may no longer attempt to trick him.)


Success
Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Wow... Yes... YES! Uh, well... Everything is fine, then. See you next time, my favourite little lambs! Pinch me! Wow, wow, wow... 20 Stone next time!


And Elof went away, with a large, stupid smile on his face.



Blod-Dialogue-Tag
Well, Moira, I can't say I approve... But that was well played.



Moira-Dialogue-Tag
What wouldn't I do to avoid my little sister tarnish her immaculate honor, eh?



Moira-Dialogue-Tag
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to take a bath. You‘re all welcome to scrub my back.



  • Give him nothing


Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Oh, really? Are you sure about that, my sweethearts?


  • Björn's level of Animosity increases substantially.


Blod-Dialogue-Tag
We did our best, Elof. But we simply couldn't gather what you asked for.


Elof-Dialogue-Tag
I see... Well, think about me when Bjorn will rape your empty eye sockets. I hope I'll be there to watch. AHR! AHR! AHR! But before that, if you're lucky...


  • Pay the tribute


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
Let‘s see what we have.



  • Give him nothing


(Same options as above.)



Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
Here are your 20 Raw Fish. And a bit more for your efforts. Doing this tour must be exhausting...



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Oooh, what a nice way to thank me for being such a nice and devoted person! I don't like your beard but I like you, whatever your name is!



Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
Here are your 20 Raw Fish...



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Good, good... But surely, if you managed to gather this much, you have a little more for my share, right?


  • Let Moira handle this
(This option is NOT available if you chose to Kim Him a Kiss, then chose Moira and FAILED the Constitution check OR if you chose Kim Him a Kiss, Moira, succeeded the Constitution check and then chose to Let Moira Pretend It's Already Loaded but then FAILED the Charisma check.)


Moira-Dialogue-Tag
We're really sorry, my dear, we have worked so hard... But it's all we managed to gather for you.


  • Do the puppy eyes (Charisma)
Failure
Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Then you should have worked harder, my poor little kitten. You know what will happen if you don't.



Success
Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Yeah, well... If you die of exhaustion I won't cry a lot, but that would mean less profit for me... Alright.



  • Ignore him


Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
As I said, here are your 20 Raw Fish. Now, please, begone, we have work to do.




Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
...Of course... Here, take these... For your trouble.



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
Oooh, what a nice way to thank me for being such a nice and devoted person! I don't like your beard but I like you, whatever your name is!



Eirik-Dialogue-Tag
We can give this much, nothing more...



Elof-Dialogue-Tag
What? Are you deaf, or too stupid to count above five, my poor little ducklings?



Elof-Dialogue-Tag

You know, I like you. I'll be sad when I'll see your corpses rotting in the trees. So please, make an effort. You don't want make Uncle Elof sad, do you?



Elof-Dialogue-Tag

I'll come back in seven days for 20 Stone! You'd better get down to work, my little slackers... See you all very soon!

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